Smoking corner girl

[t123]

Originally Posted by bergkamp

Waaa I become confidante already ah?

Am I in the friend zone already?

You are right on track. Now just like fishing have some more patience. 加油！Roger and out.

[MrHengHeng888]

Strike while the iron is hot bro!
Jio her for some drinks... mai tu liao!

[tripleaxe]

Originally Posted by bergkamp

Waaa I become confidante already ah?

Am I in the friend zone already?

Game Over?

Urban Dictionary,

the Friend Zone is:

“What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you’re attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, ‘You’re such a good friend.’ Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another.”

Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends
“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” -

[MrHengHeng888]

TS! Jiayou... buck up.

[REDice]

i was taking a shortcut and saw this hot lady smoking at one deserted corner, tight fitting skirt with blazer, weather so hot still wear so many layers, smoking hot! looks like detours have rewards too at times

[bergkamp]

I barely had time to recover from this story she told me. In my mind I kept fantasising maybe if one day she is comfortable enough we can role play and I can be the doctor. Then I will ask her to lift up her dress and she will play along. Nosebleed so many times thinking this fantasy over and over again.

A few days later (since I'm the confidante), she tells me another story. She says one day she was walking around office area shopping zone and one guy just stopped her in her tracks and asked her if she was married and said she was very beautiful and he wanted to get to know her. She was so stunned she said thank you and walked away, scurrying into the first shop she could find. While in there shopping for shoes the stranger kept wait outside. She said she was quite scared and didn't know what to do, but she knew she had to walk out eventually because he seemed to persevere for quite long. Without a choice she walked out and as expected he continued their initial exchange. He asked for her number and she acquiesced. Since then he had been texting her but she didn't reply.

A month or two later he bumps into her and asks her why she had not been replying to his messages. Again pressed into a corner she apologises and agrees to respond in future. From there they continue their dialogue and he asks her out for coffee. This meeting is postponed a few times due to his travelling and her work schedule. Finally they meet and he tells her about himself. He is an expat of French-South African descent. She admits to me he does look a little Indian but Ah Lians maybe don't travel much so anyone dark may come across as coming from that sub-continent. When they meet he leans in to kiss her on the cheeks left and right and she flinches, telling me it was so embarrassing as she didn't know what to do. Onto their conversation he wields his spiel that he travels frequently and hardly has time for love. I think we all know where this is going to lead to. He asks if she has kids and if she loves her husband and how long they have been married. He intersperses the 'interview' with compliments about her beauty, her skin and her height. He hints it would be nice if like her husband he has someone like her to call his own and asks if she believes a woman can be with more than 1 man at a time. After the perfunctory questioning, he tells her his birthday is coming up and would like to buy her dinner. He requests she block her calendar for this and she agrees. After relating this to me she asks, 'if he wants me to be his mistress, how much should I ask for?'

WLE. I dunno how to answer. And dunno what to think also. I thought... doesn't she have a husband? How come can think like that one?

Worst of all, how come in this story I AM NOT THE 男主角!?!??!?

[kpk80]

Originally Posted by bergkamp

After relating this to me she asks, 'if he wants me to be his mistress, how much should I ask for?'

WLE. I dunno how to answer. And dunno what to think also. I thought... doesn't she have a husband? How come can think like that one?

Worst of all, how come in this story I AM NOT THE 男主角!?!??!?

Well TS. Take it like she want you to be her FB.

[bergkamp]

Huh KPK pls elaborate? I'm not the main lead how I be her FB?

[lickNpoke]

TS, please spike your wife's drink before her bedtime with sleeping pills so she will not disturb your story telling....

[Bigbluebird]

Move in for the kill already before that damn expat

[SammyNewbie]

Originally Posted by lickNpoke

TS, please spike your wife's drink before her bedtime with sleeping pills so she will not disturb your story telling....

I think if he spike his wife's drink. Will be different story. Will be sleep assault and night visits.

[Tazzymercs]

south african descent..blah blah blah...bed her liao say i love you liao..later become drug mule....alot of news report all also like that de...

if she smart..i think she will be wary of him first ba...these kind of ppl modus operandi is like this de spend lavishly at you...then give you TLC..make you feel wanted..then give you loads of money to spend first for a few months...like 5-8k..

after that true colours come out..say need your help to deliver drugs la this la that la...tsk tsk...

well for FB lol why not just hint to her..tell her the dangers of these kind of ppl..then say if like that i rather it be me who would shower you with care lo...blah blah blah..corny lines but hey no harm trying..maybe it will work..

ideas dun scared old, as long as it works

[tripleaxe]

Story started pretty decent to now sounding pretty ridiculous.

[bergkamp]

Which part ridiculous? Some parts take with a pinch of salt because certain facts not central to story have been altered so as cover tracks. If u tell a true story u probably also a bit scared get discovered so u change a few facts la.

But like I said not much action now so have to bore you guys with the mundane details. Some say it's good buildup some say it's ridiculous. It's a live update no doubt. I also cannot promise happy ending.

[t123]

Originally Posted by bergkamp

Which part ridiculous? Some parts take with a pinch of salt because certain facts not central to story have been altered so as cover tracks. If u tell a true story u probably also a bit scared get discovered so u change a few facts la.

But like I said not much action now so have to bore you guys with the mundane details. Some say it's good buildup some say it's ridiculous. It's a live update no doubt. I also cannot promise happy ending.

You can't please everyone here, as long as you don't spout vulgarities at anyone for no reasons, I think it's ok. Your story is much like reality show except the script is more genuine than Survivor. Keep it up. If you don't wanna continue, then stop. I quite like the build up story. I just wanna know whether you can get her or not in the end. Cheers.