Gross or funny things that happened during sex...

[baloo90]

Interested in funny sex stories...must be a lot out there. I got a couple, but will start off with one from a friend.



Not my story, but a buddy of mine.

He was out one night and met a girl in a bar, and went back to her home for a one night stand.

They were in bed and he decided to go down on her and lick her pussy. She had her legs spread wide at the end of the bed, and he was on his knees on the floor with his face in her pussy. He said she tasted okay, so was getting quite into it.

About a minute or two into it, he starts to feel a poking on his chin. He wiped his chin as he thought it was maybe some pussy juice. Then he felt it happening again, so he pulled back and looked and he saw a tape worm sticking out of her butt, flailing around, which was what was tickling his chin.

He gagged and got up quickly, dressed and ran out of there.

[sky_liner2]

Ladyboy???

Good if you can post to the Sibey Jialat thread

[cavemao]

happen to my army friend, dated a girl and brought her back and next day told us her pussy tasted funny and got green stuff and we were like "knn got green stuff and you still lick"

later he fell ill and had to eat antibiotics

10 years later, happened to me, bring a viet bu from ktv to hotel and didn't give her chance to shower, strip and immediately lick her abalone.... next day fell really sick with strep fever and bedridden for 2 weeks

[ajlover]

Originally Posted by cavemao

happen to my army friend, dated a girl and brought her back and next day told us her pussy tasted funny and got green stuff and we were like "knn got green stuff and you still lick"

later he fell ill and had to eat antibiotics

10 years later, happened to me, bring a viet bu from ktv to hotel and didn't give her chance to shower, strip and immediately lick her abalone.... next day fell really sick with strep fever and bedridden for 2 weeks

Wa piang. 失传多年的Poison pussy从出江湖🤣

[Nekofear]

Originally Posted by baloo90

Interested in funny sex stories...must be a lot out there. I got a couple, but will start off with one from a friend.



Not my story, but a buddy of mine.

He was out one night and met a girl in a bar, and went back to her home for a one night stand.

They were in bed and he decided to go down on her and lick her pussy. She had her legs spread wide at the end of the bed, and he was on his knees on the floor with his face in her pussy. He said she tasted okay, so was getting quite into it.

About a minute or two into it, he starts to feel a poking on his chin. He wiped his chin as he thought it was maybe some pussy juice. Then he felt it happening again, so he pulled back and looked and he saw a tape worm sticking out of her butt, flailing around, which was what was tickling his chin.

He gagged and got up quickly, dressed and ran out of there.

You think she's foreigner? I feel like some girl intentionally swallow tape worms to stay slim.. but in malaysia they have a syrup medicine to flush/kill those worms when inside body no worries

[Ecuader]

Originally Posted by sky_liner2

Ladyboy???

Good if you can post to the Sibey Jialat thread

Originally Posted by ajlover

Wa piang. 失传多年的Poison pussy从出江湖��

+26 points

[dermustacheman]

Originally Posted by baloo90

Interested in funny sex stories...must be a lot out there. I got a couple, but will start off with one from a friend.



Not my story, but a buddy of mine.

He was out one night and met a girl in a bar, and went back to her home for a one night stand.

They were in bed and he decided to go down on her and lick her pussy. She had her legs spread wide at the end of the bed, and he was on his knees on the floor with his face in her pussy. He said she tasted okay, so was getting quite into it.

About a minute or two into it, he starts to feel a poking on his chin. He wiped his chin as he thought it was maybe some pussy juice. Then he felt it happening again, so he pulled back and looked and he saw a tape worm sticking out of her butt, flailing around, which was what was tickling his chin.

He gagged and got up quickly, dressed and ran out of there.

Tape worm? That's so disgusting. How the tape worm even get inside the girl body?

[baloo90]

Originally Posted by sky_liner2

Ladyboy???

Good if you can post to the Sibey Jialat thread

Haha no i dont think a ladyboy

[baloo90]

Originally Posted by cavemao

happen to my army friend, dated a girl and brought her back and next day told us her pussy tasted funny and got green stuff and we were like "knn got green stuff and you still lick"

later he fell ill and had to eat antibiotics

10 years later, happened to me, bring a viet bu from ktv to hotel and didn't give her chance to shower, strip and immediately lick her abalone.... next day fell really sick with strep fever and bedridden for 2 weeks

Wow thats really bad - ya what type of pussy is this. Even non-showered pussy shouldn't do this. SOme sort of disease...ugh...especially if got green stuff..like puss?

[baloo90]

Originally Posted by Nekofear

You think she's foreigner? I feel like some girl intentionally swallow tape worms to stay slim.. but in malaysia they have a syrup medicine to flush/kill those worms when inside body no worries

I remember he did tell me where she was from, but now i forget...

[baloo90]

Originally Posted by dermustacheman

Tape worm? That's so disgusting. How the tape worm even get inside the girl body?

Really nasty bro....I thin i'd vomit.

[tallandfreak]

I’m quite vanilla. The worst is only my fwb drink my cum then her breath smells like shit. I never tell her cos feel bad

[cavemao]

Originally Posted by baloo90

Wow thats really bad - ya what type of pussy is this. Even non-showered pussy shouldn't do this. SOme sort of disease...ugh...especially if got green stuff..like puss?

unwashed pussy, possibly already got some kinda yeast infection, i had just finished playing futsal and was abit sweaty after i showered, so probably weakened immunity system? so combo liao, next day fell seriously sick, really tot going to die, bedridden for 2 weeks

[Lemonjuice]

Do you guys sometime encounter the fart sound after pumping her for a few minutes?

It's not fart but air released after pumping pussy.

[ilovepantyhose]

Originally Posted by Lemonjuice

Do you guys sometime encounter the fart sound after pumping her for a few minutes?

It's not fart but air released after pumping pussy.

yep its called pussy fart aka queefing