phuket

[thesimp]

FR on Phuket Patong Beach.

1 Liner Summary: Chop Angmoh place, very expensive, ugly (subjective) Chao Lao girls

It was an absolute disappointment.
Traversed Soi Bangla, Patong beer complex, and Prachanukhro Road. All Chao Lao girls, fake tits, plastic noses. Maybe it’s your thing but definitely not mine.
Went the Harem gentlemen club which has the same owner as all the Suzy Wongs, etc in the same soi. The ladies look better BUT very expensive. LD 250thb, and the bar fine is 2.5k + 10 LD and ST was quoted 5k minimum. Total 10k. Also strict no handphones policy in those clubs. Mai la, I may look like carrot head but my big brain can think okay. The moment they sensed some slight hesitation in the arrangement proposed, they immediately ran away far far. So no thanks.
The angmohs willing to go there to feed their fetishes. Money talks, the girls willing to do them.

End up saw a freelancer standing outside, quite cute, look better and definitely more natural than all the other bar girls, took her back to hotel and was a happy man at least.

Pattaya, Bangkok is so much better than Phuket. Also it took me 1.5hrs of driving to reach only Patong from airport. Just Patong.

[Jackboy]

The agogo bars are places for buying LDs for the ladies and raba raba. I hardly saw anyone barfine the ladies. LD at 250 baht is most expensive compared to Pattaya and Bangkok.

U can try barfine ladies at the beer bars. Barfine is cheaper than the agogos. Sometimes can find quite a few gems there if u scout the place thoroughly.

[Aegyosunny]

Hi bros, any good recommendation of lady contacts in phuket patong area? Perhaps ladies who had been to sg but went back phuket already. Will be there for a night before coming back to sg!

[Goldfishmm]

Sharing my exp, , lurker for too long, time to start returning to the community. Thanks for all the support bros, hope you enjoy the read and may we chiong many more. Long Post Disclaimer.

I visited Phuket twice this year once right before the Pandemic ended and once in Oct. Sharing Pt1 now.

May 2022
Stayed Ban Lamai along Patong, decent hotel and walking distance to Bangla Road. Had to do on arrival PCR and wait in the room until the App turn green before could leave the room.

I arrived in the evening around 6+pm and the PCR app turned green around 3+hrs later, immediately left room, showed the app to the security to start the hunt, I vaguely rmb it was around 10+pm.

Walked along the MP street where shops after shops of massage ladies will call out to you do be careful some shops are like all LB. Was approached by a chai and ask me if I wanted a massage and where I was going, told her I was going to bangla road. She told me it was all closed already and why not have a massage instead (it was still covid restriction at that time) I didn't believe her, but she was cute and was early/mid 20's (kendall Jenner lookalike) so yeah why not, I can't rmb think the massage was 200/300B.

Massage place was decent looks legit shop, I opted for 1hr full body with oil. Brought me up to the second flr and massage began. Rooms were partitioned but not at the ceiling so you can hear very clearly what was going on in other rooms and in the shop. Was my first trip out of SG since covid for sure was going to indulge myself after all the lockdowns and WFH BS. Massage was honestly piano playing as she had really nice manicured nails. Halfway thru she told me to remove the massage shorts which they provided and proceed to massage me butt naked literally didn't think that she would pop the GQ but she did eventually (rmb the rooms are not fully partitioned and you could pretty much hear what is going on in the next room etc) I gave a surprised look and asked her exactly what extra she is referring to and it was HJ / BJ. I very politely declined (was awkward for me even though she was hot) since I was honestly uncomfortable with the rooms not having a ceiling. Finished the massage with some tcss, exchanged line and Inst (she was really cute ) I met her for dinner, clubbing with all her chio friends later on in my trip and also am in regular contact since. After the massage thanked and gave her a small tip and headed to Bangla Rd, true enough everything was closed

Walked along Patong beach and had a few beers with a street vendor(ah ma in her 40s-50s) and talked about the pandemic and how businesses were affected.
Walked back to hotel along the beach; here's where it got interesting, had an encounter w 2 LBs on a scooter, can't rmb exactly what they said but 2 of them were on a scooter and they called out loudly to me, I just smiled and gave a friendly "not interested" wave and carried on walking towards my hotel. Here's the scary part, they were riding in my direction when they saw me and immediately made a u-turn to approach from behind me, one of the LB disembarked and started walking aggressively towards me calling out while the other was sitting on the bike. I was abit tipsy and my alarm bells did not kick in until much later on when I recalled how many LB snatch thieves robberies take place, looking back.. the LB approached me and asked what I was looking for, got really close up to me and I kept backing up as he kept approaching to try and touch me. I just kept saying politely "No thank you" and move backwards, when suddenly he made a lunge for my pocket/handphone. I was shocked and jumped back (thankfully I was not drunk, I was alone tho) he realized that I was alarmed, quickly hopped onto the bike and rode off. They were probably in late 20s, and well basically guys with make-up. I am small built so was quite taken aback. I returned to the hotel slightly disturbed.
End of day 1.

Day 2
Started too early along Soi Seadragon 7pm, Suzy Wong think the girls just started working, so many hot chicks there and no customers. Had a beer and left since I am probably the 1/3 customers there at that time, chiong along so abit paiseh la. Had a few beers outside along bangla road and had dinner. Returned to Suzy Wong at 9pm, jialat, full house and no seats. Visited the gg beside with a dungeon theme and managed to find a chai there that caught my eye. Bought her 1/2 LDs, BF 1k, LT 3k. Happy man.

Day 3 - to be continued..

[Goldfishmm]

Originally Posted by Goldfishmm

Sharing my exp, , lurker for too long, time to start returning to the community. Thanks for all the support bros, hope you enjoy the read and may we chiong many more. Long Post Disclaimer.

I visited Phuket twice this year once right before the Pandemic ended and once in Oct. Sharing Pt1 now.

May 2022
Stayed Ban Lamai along Patong, decent hotel and walking distance to Bangla Road. Had to do on arrival PCR and wait in the room until the App turn green before could leave the room.

Day 3 - to be continued..

Finish up my May story and will aim to move to the October one.

Day 3
Met up with the ML girl from Day 2, she texted me via line and asked me out with her friends for a day party I was honestly surprised it was me and a group of gals and really fun. But drinking with them was just not what I was looking for, bought them a couple of bottles (really nothing compared to SG la) and left for solo time.

Went to Harem GG.
Prices there were exp , 500B for 2xLD. Not too ideal for me. Stayed there awhile and talked w a few chai. Most of them are hot and have worked internationally like Taiwan/BKK/SG/HK etc. Honestly, they are like the cream of the crop hotness and bod like model standard. However bros, I get the feeling in there that if you are not willing to spend they kind of give you a cold shoulder, like 'atas' vibe. I enquired about Karaoke rooms etc, its way out of my budget something like 10kB for 2hrs or smt and like 2k B per hour LD. Enquired about BF it was 1k plus 10LD(2.5k B) plus 5k LT. way out of my budget, no offence to bros whose budget is suitable. I hope to be able to afford that kind of budget someday.

Had some fun there overall, bought a couple of LDs and rubba rubba. Good times, but did not stay too long since they kept trying to get LDs. (Each round was 500B so it will add up very fast)

Did not had my fill yet, and walked around outside and had a few more rounds at the beer bars. Its like 100B - 150B for drinks there and you can play games with the hostess there, some are quite chai also and super friendly. Met one 21yr xmm chai, omg her face was so sweet and makeup like kpop/jpop idol style. I didnt ask for contact and looking back, really regret not. (I was tipsy la so really in a good mood already)

Almost reached my limit, so its time for the final round and went back to Diablo (I heard it changed brand/owner now, not sure.. bros who recently visited can update us please,I was last there in Oct missing every moment.)
My chai was waiting for me, bought 1/2 LD, BF 1k LT 3k. Happy man again and end of my short trip.

Bros this was in May, I heard the prices there now are skyhigh, so disclaimer now ah.

Will aim to share Pt 2 of my October trip soon. When I get some inspiration.

Take care bros, chiong safe, chiong hard and wishing you all a Merry Christmas

[francisloo1405]

Originally Posted by Jackboy

The agogo bars are places for buying LDs for the ladies and raba raba. I hardly saw anyone barfine the ladies. LD at 250 baht is most expensive compared to Pattaya and Bangkok.

U can try barfine ladies at the beer bars. Barfine is cheaper than the agogos. Sometimes can find quite a few gems there if u scout the place thoroughly.

Overall Phuket is more expensive not just the LDs If I am not wrong. Friends gave me feedback that it is pricey in general so I never go. If I want the beach I just go pattaya

[francisloo1405]

Originally Posted by Jackboy

The agogo bars are places for buying LDs for the ladies and raba raba. I hardly saw anyone barfine the ladies. LD at 250 baht is most expensive compared to Pattaya and Bangkok.

U can try barfine ladies at the beer bars. Barfine is cheaper than the agogos. Sometimes can find quite a few gems there if u scout the place thoroughly.

Bangkok 1 LD 150 plus minus

[Jackboy]

Bro,

When was the last time u went to Bangkok?

Now the LD agogo bars cost 200 to 220 baht.

[tamade666]

Went harem recently, the gals there are indeed much chio-er than the other agogo… however i realise that there are quite afew female customers there as well… to rubba the thai gals infront of the female customers made me feel abit awkard… haha

[Johnl617]

Any bros ever stay at the JW in Thalang Area by accident (lol) and know of a shops around there that does massage and other special things? Appreciate the help.

[Klboy975]

Hi,

Can you just go to any pharmacy and buy some Cialis or local viagra? or you need to go to a special one?

I got some business travel there, but very short, not a lot of time to pergi jalan jalan

[Jackboy]

Originally Posted by tamade666

to rubba the thai gals infront of the female customers made me feel abit awkard… haha

Dun need to feel paiseh...the female customers luv watching free shows.

[Jackboy]

Originally Posted by Klboy975

Hi,

Can you just go to any pharmacy and buy some Cialis or local viagra? or you need to go to a special one?

Yes..u can go to any legit pharmacy to buy the blue pills. Dun buy them from the makeshift stalls.

[Jackboy]

Originally Posted by Johnl617

Any bros ever stay at the JW in Thalang Area by accident (lol) and know of a shops around there that does massage and other special things? Appreciate the help.

If u see massage ladies with heavy makeup or sultry looking ones standing outside the shop pulling customers to go inside. These are the shops that provide special services.

[LLSG]

Not super close by bit I stay at JW or nearby pretty often and go to Nay Yang Beach. Very low key and chill. I came across some relatively decent massage girls offering FJ. Became drinking buddy with one who'd stay over and shag occasionally. That time I stayed at a hotel there. There's a drinking spot at the end of the main drag and a bit of action would happen there. It's a bit trash though, so not the JW standards at all. Otherwise getting a car and driving to action is easier as JW is a bit far out.

Originally Posted by Johnl617

Any bros ever stay at the JW in Thalang Area by accident (lol) and know of a shops around there that does massage and other special things? Appreciate the help.