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Old 31-05-2020, 01:08 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

More weekend jokes...

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

nice one bro!

Thambi is one kind...


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Night Humour.

An Indian Doctor was going fishing. He calls his assistant, Thambi..

"Listen, I am going away tomorrow, but want to keep my clinic open. Can I ask you to take care of the patients?”

Thambi said, “Yes, sir."

The doctor went fishing and upon returning the next day, he asked Thambi:

"So Thambi, how was your day?”

Thambi told the doctor, he took care of 3 patients in the clinic.

"The first one had headache and I gave the patient, TYLENOL."

"Phavoh Thambi, and the second one?"

"The second one had stomach pain and I gave him MAALOX, sir."

"Phavoh Thambi. That is correct. And what about the third patient?" asked the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting when suddenly the clinic door opened. A sexy woman came in, took off her bra and slipped off her undies." said Thambi

"OIYOH KADEH VALEH...then she laid on your table and shouted, ‘Help me. I have not seen a man for 3 years.”

The doctor was startled and asked Thambi, "So what did you do to the patient?"

"I put eye drops in her eyes sir!!!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Wah pian! 65 is youth??

Nice joke bro.
You will be surprised. There are many new normal these days ! 😀
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great joke bro, really funny.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

New day new jokes...


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New day new jokes...


I love this, cheers!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Read liao funny sia!
Kum sia for sharing nice jokes.
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New day new jokes...


I really dowan test!

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Thanks bros for posting very good jokes!
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