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#33
15-03-2010, 03:51 PM
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Re: jack Neo - just for laughs
NNKC you the goot man TS ..... me read liao almost fell off the chair .
 
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#34
15-03-2010, 04:05 PM
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Re: jack Neo - just for laughs
Wah... TS... U really make me salute you !
You also seem to know JN inside out. Always make fun of him ... right ???? The way you write really resemble someone...... Hahahah ..... Are you Mark Lee ??? ....... Hahhahhahahahaha...
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#37
17-03-2010, 09:18 AM
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thanks for the support bros & sis....
i believe all samster had read about his new media and apology blog...( i forward a little bit cos this is more important now!!) jack went homw to his wife smiling happily... wife: dear.. why u in such high mood ?? jack : dear.. u r rite... u make the right move by making the apology blog and the new conference... wife: shh.... dont let ppl heard this.. walls got ear. jack : aiyah .. they forgive us already... and u already ask them to stop harssing and publicised our news... and ur " fainting" scence.. damm good... wife: hello... i marry u for over 14 year.. never pick up a few acting skill from u ? how to be ur wife ?!.. like the saying goes.. marry a hen follow a hen.. so i marry a actor i must learn to act lor... jack: yeah hor... anyway.. today lot of sponsor call me up... wife: is it ? like who ? jack : like ..Kokusai Since 1984. Catch Cheating Spouse. Private Investigators, Private Detectives, Singapore. , citibank, ocbc bank, acuve lens, toyota alphard, the window tint co..jam co and a record co... wife : wow so many ? jack: yes lor.. like Kokusai Since 1984. Catch Cheating Spouse. Private Investigators, Private Detectives, Singapore. - want to use my photos to adv their co ..2) citibank - solgan is "bank on the go - they want me to pose a nice "bang" position on the car. 3) ocbc bank want to replace their current ad.. wife: y ocbc want to change their current ad? jack: if u do see ocbc bank ad is about a school boy kana dentention by teeacher and dad wait for him to leave school.. while waiting.. thee dad pay his parking time.? - i think the solgan is no time is wasted ? - rite? wife : think so...so what they want to repalced with ? jack : they want to repalce it with me in OCC carpark busy doing the "thing" and than pay the parking fines..  wife: wow.. such a hit lor.. jack: ha ha.. one sponsor quickly write me off.. other coming in now,,, 1 day acve lens want me to use their lens cos their solgan is " with acve lens.. ur eyesight will be better" meaning i can see better quailty lor.. wife: okie.. what abt toyota alphard ? and the window tint co? jack: toyota alphard want me to be a share holder and be their spokeman for alphard.. solgan goes - i whack and whack .. the car space is so big and the suspension is so good u will never felt it moving.. the window tint co want to use me cos they want to say their tint is so dark " u cannot see what going on inside the car" wife: ha ha.. now we r seeing money coming in... 
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#38
17-03-2010, 09:40 AM
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cont..
jack: the best part is a record co want to tie up with j team to form a band.. the band name is call " JAM " stand for J - jack , A - Ah nam , M - Mark . our hit song will be " go away go away " i will scream " go away " for solid 5 minutes and than ah nam will do the rap part.. " go away , go away, go away" and mark will sing.. pls pls go away go away... wife: like that also can ? jack : they allow us to produce our own mv..I can see it will be a hit in 2 days time. cos our album will be give with every jam u buy.. and the woodland causeway on weekend where there is a huge " JAM" . even mrt want to do a mv from us.. wife: mrt ? jack : yeah lor.. u know the ppl never give up the seat to the elder ppl or pergant ppl..so they want to use my voice to say " go away go away" if they still ignore ah nam will shout " go away go away " .. u think they ppl will still sit at that place? than mark will say.. see we ask u go away u dont want .. u deserve it... wife : cool.. now we must really thanks the media and now who has the last laugh? "our money is more than enough" and "we r really not stupid at all" jack: really must thanks wendy lor.. if not for her .. we wont be so famous.. actually she is so stupid.. i can really make her famous in spore and jb. she choose to distroted the truth.. wife: huh ? u mean she was lying.. dear we can sue her la.. jack :no need.. actually since the thing is over.. i let u know the truth.. u will feel better.. i wanted to make wendy a new 10 mini series.. its call " singapore ugly betty" . she dont like the idea of being ugly.. i told her its her brace that make her the lead actress but she doesnt want.. i told her anyone see her will get turn off.. but she wanted to prove me wrong.. so that how the car war started.. actually her "skill" made me soft... . wife: yeah lor.. see her i know u got better taste... since u so frank.. why dont u tell me abt u and fiona xie?? jack : huh ? what fiona ? she no longer in spore.. i nothing to do with her.. wife ls la.. i ur wife.. dont know what u really capable meh ? u forget she cannot be contact for a few days and she wasnt in spore so was U !!!jack : eh.. hmm... actually i was telling her what "option" she has if she stay in spore and we dont want the co to think she is qutting to join my jteam.. so we go oversea to discuss this matters lor... wife: FYI..this co u only own 10%.. i own 50 % ur 4 kids each own 10 % meaning.. we own 90 %.. but in spore i give u face .. so u got face to tell ppl u r sucessful.. u forget a saying " every successful man there is a woman behind ?!" jack : i know.. i know wife: if u caught with ur pants down again.. i will ask Mark to start another co and we will transfer 90 % of our fund to him... Do i make myslef clear...
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#39
17-03-2010, 10:12 AM
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Re: jack Neo - just for laughs
Solid update. Keep it up, bro.
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