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Old 15-09-2014, 04:49 AM
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Re: The story of my love life, my sex life.

Not sure what's with my life and average looking nerdy girls, but it seems that my luck revolved around them. Long flowing hair, B-cup and a washboard ass, Yuri was a sweet girl, but not my type. At that point, little did I knew that I would've lost my virginity to her. I paid for two PCs for me & John, and we went upstairs to play Gunbound. The turn-based multiplayer online game was all the hype at that time. Yuri was also playing it, and she's in my friend list. Since it was a pretty dead day at the cafe, she's in game as well, playing from the counter and I invited her for a 1-on-1 match.

She's slightly better than me at the game as I often miss shots. Gunbound is a game where you have to aim and predict where your shots will land in order to damage the opponent. She kept killing me as her aim and wind prediction was better than mine, and she was laughing and mocking me as she did that.

Yuri: "Hahahahahahaha noob."
M: "Knn.. I know you geng lah. Can play better than me right."
Yuri: "Ya. I'll continue killing you until your rank drop to chicken. Wahahaha"

At this point I was so frustrated after she killed me for the n-th time, and after the game ended, I simply typed there "Fuck you lah".

Yuri: "Come lah. Scared you ah?"

I was taken aback by what she said. Yeah I know, she's not my type and all. But then again, have you not once fantasized about bonking your female friend?

M: "You sure ah?"

She did not reply. After a while, she logged out of the game. So I shrugged it off thinking that would probably not happen, although I really loved the idea of pulling her long, brown hair while fucking her from behind..

Then my phone rang. It was an SMS from Yuri.

Yuri: "Sorry, boss came to the counter. Have to log off."
M: "Oo, okay. Wei you serious ah?" (I was just trying my luck, who knows she really wanna let me bonk )
Yuri: "Serious what?"
M: "Fuck you."
Yuri: " You dare meh? Small kid small didi already so horny wanna fuck jie jie?"
M: "And how you know my didi small? I know how to pleasure girls ok!"

Truth is, I don't. But I'm so desperate to get laid at that time I just said whatever it takes to possibly impress her into letting me bonk. Worse comes to worst, I can apply whatever I've learned from watching countless hours of porn on her.

Yuri: "You show me, let me be the judge."

This is actually quite shocking to me. She's never that type of girl in my eyes, but why is she so horny today?

M: "Ok. When/where?"
Yuri: "Come to my house tomorrow morning, after my sis leave for work."
M: "You say wan ah."
Yuri: "Don't make me change my mind."
M: "Fine."

O.M.G.. What have I gotten myself into? Here on one hand I asked Liz, my long time crush out, and there on the other hand I'm setting up a fuck-date with this girl who's older than me by 2-3 years? I felt guilty, but I don't wanna miss this chance to get laid either.

(to be continued)

Please let me know how I did with my stories.. cheers.

Last edited by LonelyMalaysian; 17-09-2014 at 10:49 PM.