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IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL
HUMOUR ONCE IN A WHILE

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the
Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson, he brought the whole house down

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children that he
no longer live in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of the house and home.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker
in the Bible?
A: Moses, he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing

Q: Who is the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
A; David, he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep

PS: Did you know that it is a sin for woman to brew coffee?
Yup, its in the Bible. It says, He-brews.

KEEP SMILING. GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES.