[bergkamp]

What's the price for acting cool?

Suck thumb and camp out everyday hope to see her again lor. For the next few days and over a week was really just get drink from pantry and prepare to smoke 3 sticks wait and hope. So many things were going through my head. Sorry for the bros here who prefer to find WL F&F but I dam dig the anticipated buildup before a potential onz. In one of my earlier chapters of my life story, got one I actually had to KYC more than 10 times before we hold hand. I like the gf feeling la even though that one was married and there was only gonna be one thing on my mind.

Finally after more than a week. It was my 2nd stakeout of the day. After that gonna go back office and pack up then go dinner with the wife. I just finished my 2nd stick wondering whether or not to go up. Then I light up and there she is! I thought ho say liao. This time must talk and somehow get number. She stands at her usual corner and I walk over. I say a casual oi and she rather politely closes the cover on her phone. I take that as a sign of willingness to make small talk so I ask her some bo liao question and she proceeds to talk. Then not sure if she running out of things to say but suddenly tells me something quite personal about a friend of hers. I decide to change the topic and move on to something lighter. Can't remember much of our 2nd conversation except it didn't end as abruptly as our first. This time she waited for me to throw my cigarette before walking back into the building together. On the way in I say, 'next time I go smoke break I will call u. What's your number?' Obligingly she gives me her digits and I store it in my phone.

Best. Phone sms/whatsapp always the best way for a shy Singaporean guy to flirt and test water. Shall see where this is gonna take me. From most bro's stories I've heard, I have seldom come across any 师傅 who can approach, talk cock, make her laugh, escalate frame, touch, bridge physical gap, then next thing you know your little bro is in her mouth and she is kneeling down on the concrete floor of the Multi-Storey Carpark next to the neighbourhood ATM where you first said hello. In fact I have only heard of one such guy who managed this. Personally I've never met him before but if he can convince my friend he sure can convince me. Probably cos my friend has seen him in action before when they go clubbing. But he also say this bugger say hello until desensitised already. Claims to have bedded more than 500 girls using this no-second-thoughts rule but also admits to having fucked some dogs before just to prove the theory right. Any bros here like this 师傅？

Again to act cool I go quiet for a few days, weekend included and then the following Monday I whatsapp, 'good morning!' A few minutes later I get a rather enthusiastic 'GOOD MORNING!' in return!

Shit wife wake up like last time. Till the next time!