A very good morning to all the esteemed professors of the "Maid-Humpers Academy" as well as all seniors. I've been reading this thread diligently since its inception, and it is definitely an honour to have learned the various maid-catching skills from experts and old hands of the game. I've tried to put the knowledge that I gained here into practice, and it is a joy to say that I've gotten several successful hits.
Anyway, just wanted to share an experience here. The girl in question is not a maid, but rather a pinay professional aged 25 that I met one day in, of all places, at Borders bookstore. I was there to get some books for myself, and I found this pretty thing standing forlornly at the horror section. I made my way over and pretended to be perusing the shelves, but all the while I was checking her out from the corner of my eye. Body 7/10, looks 7.5/10. I then edged closer to her and grabbed a book from the shelf, some Stephen King novel, and at the same time bumped into her, oh so gently.
She turned, and I gave her one of my sheepish smiles and apologized. She returned my smile, and sensing a golden opportunity at hand, I asked her what she was looking for, and she replied that she die-die wanted to find a STEPHEN KING BOOK(!) but it didn't seem to be available here. I then told her that there was another Borders branch at Bugis, if she was interested in checking it out, but she said that she didn't know where it was. I then shyly asked her if she wanted me to take her there. At first she was reluctant, saying that it would be too troublesome for me, but I persisted, and before you could say "STEPHEN KING IS THE BEST HORROR WRITER EVER" we were at the Bugis Borders, she had her book, and I had her number. I actually got to send her home, and got a very nice kiss for my efforts.
That was in May, and currently we are dating.She's quite an open-minded person, and the way I see it, there should be an FR from me in a couple of weeks time haha. My advice to all those hooligans who keep demanding for numbers: stop asking to be bloody spoon-fed and make some effort in approaching and talking to these maids. If you want something so damn badly, if your cock-head needs its fix desperately, then pull out all the stops, and I can virtually guarantee you that you'll get successful in your endeavour.
Anyway, my humblest apologies for the long post, and if it doesn't belong in this thread, since no maids were humped in my story hahaha.
