[Nekofear]

Originally Posted by baloo90

Interested in funny sex stories...must be a lot out there. I got a couple, but will start off with one from a friend.



Not my story, but a buddy of mine.

He was out one night and met a girl in a bar, and went back to her home for a one night stand.

They were in bed and he decided to go down on her and lick her pussy. She had her legs spread wide at the end of the bed, and he was on his knees on the floor with his face in her pussy. He said she tasted okay, so was getting quite into it.

About a minute or two into it, he starts to feel a poking on his chin. He wiped his chin as he thought it was maybe some pussy juice. Then he felt it happening again, so he pulled back and looked and he saw a tape worm sticking out of her butt, flailing around, which was what was tickling his chin.

He gagged and got up quickly, dressed and ran out of there.

You think she's foreigner? I feel like some girl intentionally swallow tape worms to stay slim.. but in malaysia they have a syrup medicine to flush/kill those worms when inside body no worries