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Originally Posted by ripstop
Just curious, what reasons do you give your spouse for travelling on your own? If you are in a line of work that doesn't provide cover stories.
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Why do you ask this? U want to eat outside but too afraid of your wife, so must make up excuses? So, you come here and ask the bros for some ideas?
You should be honest and open with your wife. Tell her the truth. You want to eat outside. Let me help you phrase it to her.
"Yo wife, I am going to Bangkok tomorrow to catch the Tiger show. If I am horny after that, I might bang some Thai 'hos before I come back. Don't wait up for me, ok?"
SHe will respect you for that. Instead of playing behind her back, you upfront told her like a real man. She will appreciate it. She will up her game in bed, so you don't need to eat overseas anymore. Don't say I never help you bro.