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PM Ismail

Ismail asked S'pore PM Lee Hsien Loong, "Lee, how do you run such an efficient gomen? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
" Well," said Lee, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with smart people."
Ismail frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
Lee took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
Lee pressed an intercom button.
"Please send DPM Tharman Shanmugaratnam in here, would you?"
DPM Tharman Shanmugaratnam walked into the room and said, "Yes, Mr Lee?"
Lee smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tharman, your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tharman answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said Hsien Loong.
Ismail went back home to ask Pasir Salak MP the same question. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Tajuddin. "Let me get back to you on that one..."
He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next toilet.
Tajuddin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Tajuddin smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
Then, he went back to speak with Ismail.
"Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Lim Guan Eng!"
Ismail got up, stomped over to Tajuddin, and angrily yelled into his face.
"No! You idiot! It's Tharman Shanmugaratnam !
*THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN PUTRAJAYA TODAY.