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Originally Posted by Lonerhi
We already had a round of picture trading incident causing the MLs to have restricted access to their 朋友圈. Now are we going to have another bao incident, causing the MLs to totally block of the 朋友圈?
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Talking about picture trading, i should repost my previous response to let the various ladies sleep well tonight
For the bros, when you are face down on the massage table and just so happen to be talking about the pervert pic collector to break the ice or just for random conversation, u can tell the ladies my sad little story.
Once upon a time, there was a guy who came from geylang, the land of cheap and good but super well used abalone. When this guy saw all the relatively fresh, tender pink abalone here, he was mesmerised. In geylang all the abalones are cooped up together like chickens in a small cage, but here he felt like he was transported to the wild oceans of new zealand, free from pollution. Where the most fresh, most tender, most juicy abalones grow freely in the great pristine ocean.
He started to feel curious about how this new type of abalones look like. He wanted to look at their pictures and imagine the aroma.... The hot warm body fragrance coming out of their little pink abalones as they get excited from his tender strokes... Thus this was how it all started, just a man with a desire to collect pictures of all the top popular girls.
My picture trading started off quietly with nothing remarkable happening. I had good information and I was confident that i can trade this info for pictures of my chosen targets.
Indeed, over the course of afew days, i was able to collect the pictures of 2 popular ladies ( which i put to good use ). However on saturday there was widespread alarm in the forum because afew popular ml removed their pictures and many guys went crazy when they can no longer see picture updates of their favourite ml.
"The wechat pictures are all gone!!!".... "its all the picture trader's fault" the heartbroken fan boys cried in panic, nevermind that they are also the same group of people who refused to trade or share with me thats why i had to keep posting my picture trade request.
As i watched them crying out for someone to save them, their bitter tears reached me and i felt touched by their strong dedication to abalone pictures..... It turns out that we are similar pic lovers after all...... Out of the goodness of my heart towards fellow pic collectors, i forgave their selfish behaviour of picture hoarding and in a display of heart moving compassion, i let go of my own goals so that this group of fan boys might be saved from a situation of their own making. Thus my picture journey has ended, so that the flowers might bloom once again.
Everyone..... there is no need to thank me
In case there are any mls still worried about my picture trading and for any bros who need fresh conversations topics...
I have pics of
Ou mei
Ning xia
They don't need to worry anymore because its already too late.
I missed out on xue er, ai ni. Regret that i wasn't able to perform a special good luck ritual for them.
To the other mls who heard about my pic trading and you are somehow feeling worried....pls dun think too highly of yourself..... im only interested in the Best of the Best of the Best! In a garden of beautiful flowers, who will notice wadever random grass ?
Finally to the bros who traded with me, i have already deleted all the pm, rest assured your identities are secret.