09-07-2020, 08:37 AM
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Samster
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Originally Posted by Hurricane88
*Sex Service*
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked :_
*How much is your service.....????? "_*
The lady said :" $100 for a ✊ hand job"
What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche 🚘 down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "
The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "
What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.
The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_
So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
_So he asked :_
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
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Chao ah gua.
Damn funny dee.
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