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Originally Posted by Autoroambot
Wah PM ask confirm have to tell!
Ok so when I saw the pic, I was like hmm ok la abit baba but still looks passable. I was thinking to myself how baba can 49kg be right? So I decided to make a booking. And my day just went downhill from there.
When I went there, somehow it looks like her aunty answered the door. Big t shirt, no make up, looks and sounds like she just woke up (and apparently she really just woke up), messy hair and super black face. I almost wanted to say '大婶! 你哪位啊?!?' 80% looked like the 包租婆 from Kung Fu. I shit you not.
First thing she said to me was that she very tired after drinking the previous night and actually didn't want to work. I was like OMG "ok la! Why not you rest instead. I can book another day.'
Unfortunately, she said nvm since I'm there and she already woke up, 就帮你按一按吧. Maybe she felt she doing me a favor?? I will never know and never want to find out.
So in the room, she took out off her t shirt and asked me to go to the shower so that she can wash me up. When I saw the body, only thing I can think of is 'what unit of measurement did the website use for her weight?? 49 confirm cannot be kg please. 49 stones maybe??'
This is really what the Chinese call "骑虎难下."once you get onto the tiger (or elephant) very hard to get off. So I gathered up all the determination (and imagination) that I can muster and carried on. I still remember the giant low waist black with pink polka dot panties that showed off her saggy butt crack. Stuff that nightmares are made of.
She washed me like the car wash guys at caltex, massaged my back with 1 hand while using her phone, and jerked me off very quickly. I couldn't bring myself to look at her or touch her body at all. The boobs were huge that I give it to her. But damn saggy.
Chop chop done in less than 40 minutes. Paid up and left. Sat in my car for a few minutes in utter silence. Couldn't bring myself to book any massage appointments for 3 months after that. Only thing I didn't do was to hug my knees and cry under a running tap like in the movies.
So.........I really don't know how the reviews on her page came about. If they are true reviews, it brings the meaning of the phrase 'one man's meat is another man's poison' to a entirely whole new level.
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Bro... it's not funny at all (I wun luff at you)... cos when I was reading this I was getting a sense of deja vu... I used to suspect this cat maybe the ke ai or hui hui I kena-ed, now I am sure
http://www.sbfsg.org/showthread....=#post11473907
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Brought back my foul memories-she didn't let me go so easily. After the elephant shower? + quickie massage, she confined me for the full session
I was lying there straight face up staring at the ceiling and she hugging me while talking on the phone and wechatting... gfe gao gao (maybe I look like elephant as well?) Those seconds passed freaking slowly. The air con doesn't seem to work coupled with her passing me her gao gao warmth, I got a migraine after that from all the heat... other details I dun wanna talk about it anymore...
Honestly speaking, she reminded me more of the Michelin mascot with all the layers but the elephant thingy works as well...