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Eh bro,

Dun say until liddat! There are a lot of seniors here who have been in GZ for many many years, me only 2 yrs plus. I'm not pro lah, I just have more time to go out... :D

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OK, got a few bros here asked me things like, "Eh bro! How you talk to the gers?" and "Eh! Teach leh, got what sure-fire pickup line?" and got one damn ridiculous one, "Bro! What perfume you use that get the ger to go home with you?"

First of all, this is not something that I believe that you can read from a book and then, Wah, ho say liao, sure can arrow any gal in a club and she will go home wif me. Sorry bros, no such thing, you personally need to experience it, different men will have to adopt different strategies for different women under different circumstances. Actually, it is damn easy lah, you're only trying to bed her, not trying to get her mother to accept you.

Anyhow, the aim of this post is that I would like to help some of the clueless bros here score better. I will be posting simple to follow guidelines from personal experience and also from other seniors who have taught me the ways to getting my shaft wet. :D

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Acquire a target

First of bros, please zero in onto a target. No point standing around in a club thinking, "Wah, this one not bad, eh that one also buay pai, wah that one by the bar damn chio leh, eh that one on the dance floor hot sial, etc" (This actually happened with some of the bros when I went to St James with them...) :(

Pick a target and stick to it. The key to picking up a target is as one wise bro once said to me, "The key is not to pick the best looking gal in the room, but the second best one. Find the best looking gal and zero in on her best fren."

The reason behind this is that just like we have some men who are jerks, there are also women out there who think they are damn big f**k. Sadly, these are often the damn chio ones. So anyway, what would normally happen when these char bor see you talking to someone not as chio as them is that they will start to wonder why? You will start to rouse their interest. :D

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How to select targets

This one is actually quite simple, but it's surprising how many bros stumble here. If she dresses like a slut, chances are, she is a slut. So what are you waiting for? :confused:

As noted in some psychology books, most notably Sigmund Freud, when the gals are in heat, they will wear more revealingly. On the other hand, if she is on her period, then you'll more likely see her covered up because they are psychologically more vulnerable at this stage. A lot of stupid things will be running through their heads, they will think that they look fat lah, hair not nice lah, etc. So if you see some gal in a cropped top, no bra and a micro mini skirt smiling at you, there is a huge chance she is telling you that she wants to get wet with you. :D

Note: There are of course the exceptions. These are the gals who are just out there to 'test the market'. These are the ones who are married, or in a serious relationship, or just simply afraid. They are out on the prowl just to show to themselves that other men still desire them. Trying to score with the ones in this category will be like trying to get Buddha to attend Mass.

-- Off to lunch now, more later --

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HI bro I will be goin GZ next week for the expo ......will be putting up in Rosedale Hotel . Any place to re comend as I will be there whole week . Heard that there is a place call Babyface ...... any advise ?

Thanks

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Amitabha. :D

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I'll be arriving Baiyun, Guanzhou? (is it correct_?) tomorrow night. Looking for good entertainment (I mean LADIES...) around that area.. staying in Royal Marina Hotel. till end of the week. Thanks guys!

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Bro,

If i ain't mistaken, your hotel has its own f**k-joint... :D If not, you are relatively close to the train station anyway. :D

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Would like to hear from bros who frequently use Guangzhou Airport. I'm considering to try the SIN/CAN route.

Especially those who travel on China Southern Airlines. Would like to know its safety standards and service level. Thanks. :)

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china southern is considered to be china best airline with one of the newest fleet of aircraft

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sorry i forgot to add...all chinese airlines got minimal service so dun expect int'l standard of service from them

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Thanks for your feedback. ;)

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I think most of the airlines are the same leh, I've flown BA, Qantas, Lufthansa, Tiger, Silkair, and even our world famous SQ (yuck, ptui), I get the same attitude problem most of the time. :(

I think with every airline is the same lah, fly first class they look at you differently, fly Y class, you'll be treated like crap.

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Interacting with the target

OK, back to the lesson. now that you've got the target between your crosshairs, it is time to take the appropriate action. That's right, this is not a drill, there is no such thing as like one bro once said to me, "Can we do a dry run first?" :confused: There's no such thing as dry run for this sort of thing ok? Want to do dry run better go home, dun waste time.

So anyway, so now that you have got your target, you gotta make yourself known to her. Most simple method is to go talk to her. If you think this is hard, then you could try the 'stare at her' method first. However, if done improperly, can get you on the wrong side of your target. Do it subtly, but let it be known to her that you are interested. :D

Gently tease her, dun KNN march up to her until your face is 1 inch away from hers and then stare right down at her. Your stare should last no more than 3 secs after she catches you doing it, and always follow up with a smile. You dun want to stare at her for 5 mins until she du lan and thinks that you are a creepy mudderf**ker...

Note: The well known method of buying her a drink may have some success to a certain level however this method can easily go down the wrong alley and you wind up being known as the guy to go to for drinks. Also more commonly known as 'Robert'.

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Tried before Cathay Pacific, Malaysia, Northwest, Scadanavian, Swiss, Thai, Air Asia, Jetstar and Tiger Airways.

I got the best service ever on a recent Northwest Airlines TYO to SIN Y Class flight.
The Singaporean/Japanese flight stewardesses are very attentive and friendly. Had at least 4-5 beers.

In the past have to pay US$5 per alcoholic beverage. Not sure why it's FOC on that particular flight.
Maybe something to do with the Delta merger? :confused:

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Getting physical

OK bros, the intensity of the guidelines are getting more and more interesting. If you bros are still stuck out there by the bar staring, then you definitely need to change gear leow, mai tu leow! :D

If you are still lagging, here are some tips to help you out. Go over and talk to her about ANYTHING. There are 2 things to note:

Do not ask her a close ended question. Meaning dun ask her anything that she can answer with a yes or no. Dun ask things like, "Are you a only child?" or "Do you come here often?"

The key is getting her to do the talking, not you. Compliment on her earrings, her skirt, her hair, anything. Let her think that you are "genuinely interested in her".

Once you are engaged in some intellectual chit chat with her, it is time to get physical. During the course of the conversation, engage in some gentle touching. Now I can see all the huge grins out there, now hold on tigers, I am not telling you to start slapping their buttocks or honking their neh neh. Be subtle. Use your body language to bridge the gap to shafting her.

Touch her in a non-intrusive manner to show your confidence. How she reacts to your touch will also show how much progress you are making. Example: Pretend that someone is trying to squeeze past her from behind, gently grab her elbows and pull her towards you. If she allows you to guide her towards you, it is a good sign. If she grabs or touches your elbows back in return, it is a good sign. :D

If she flings her arms away from you while she looks like she's constipated, then move on to a more docile target bro... :mad:

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I think being yandao does have its perks. I need a good plastic surgeon... :(

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sorry but i've got to disagree to a certain extend....for one, u cannot compare the service of tiger coz its a budget...secondly, i've flown on a number of the airlines u have quoted and maybe more but i think overall that includes presentation, communication, food etc as a whole, i've not met anything that bad...or should i say that they are comparable to a budget air...or maybe its because that i fly domestic too much :p

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u mean no body massage or 沐足 service ??? :D

i concur with bro alloy .... we shld not compare budget airline against international airline ... afterall, what kind of service can we expect from budget airline .. we r fortunate they have not charge us for using the washroom .. yet ....:D
so far ,... i find SQ and CA being the best airline ...
all europe airlines ... they sucks .. unless u r in the business or first class ..
bro whitegals ... let me know when u find one ... i need it too .. :(

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hi thanks bro ........how about babyface ...is it a nice place to hang out ...........
thanks again

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u cash king should invest in one airline that provides these services :p
i think u meant CX. middle east airlines have very good service as well together with Thai air too

anyway will u be in cp golden week?

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Yes European airlines really the worst lot. :cool:

Actually I plan to travel to SZ/GZ/DG/ZH during the golden week but am worried about inflated hotel rates and jam packed trains and coaches.

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i know that cp hotel prices all the same...no change...as for train, just travel 1st class no need to fight for seat. like that can liao what

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U r over concern liao...... bro alloy is right.....nothing change much if u trvael first class train.....

In fact on the contrary, hotels in DG will be at their lowest occupancy rate of the year. ....so ll their KTVs n other amenities...SZ esp ll be like a ghost city....Streets ll be empty..... Seen that for years liao..,,

Only thing u need to do is avoid the "tourist attractions"...... and go wif the traffic flow..... I think u should know wat i mean.....

Cheerios

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Thanks guys for the advice. :)

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so will i see u there :p

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Tony,

U must believe that CP and Dg is not crowded at all during this period. That why And_alley is worried he will be alone in CP. hahahha:D:D

An,

U pay for my air fare, I come and keep u company ok?:p

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u liddat good meh? u cash king II also want a poor worker like me to pay for ur airfare....wait i buy budget air no good, does ur reputation harm ah...:p

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not easy can get 1st class ticket or space
unless
1. lucky
2. travel from start station
3. usually along the way board difficult to bribe train master to get into 1st class

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no worries for us...as our travel either from SZ or GZ will always be the 1st station :p